Exclaims the poor robot

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Afterwards, if you're going to send drones, you can send one like this, eh. It spots your Transformers from 10,000 feet, sticks a missile in their ass before the other one even realizes it, and then everyone can celebrate the victory in the cafeteria without moving.
As soon as he's spotted, the guy tries to escape, but he gets sprayed by all the humans, and even by...another mysterious Transformer who snipes his snout from a distance!

"  Stop shooting, I'm an Autobot!  " , but no one seems to care. When asked phone number library why he was running away, if he's being nice, he explains, "  Because we received a message from Optimus Prime, our leader, to break off all contact with humans! So we obey ." But apparently, that's not enough to convince the humans, and even less so the big Transformer-sniper, whose charisma is such that we'll call him Jean-Jacques, as tradition dictates. The latter gravely asks, "  Tell us where Optimus Prime is!  " but when the Autobot refuses, he simply kills him.

Oh yeah, no, but he's really mean. And humans don't complain because they're very mean too.

So let's return to the Pentagon, where Harold Attinger, CIA chief of operations and boss of Cemetery Wind, is sniggering in an office after what he considers a victory. Facing him is the timid new chief of staff to the President of the United States, who has come to pay a courtesy call.

“Yesss, so hello, I came to tell you that the President would REALLY like to have you at the White House for dinner.
– It’s no.
– Um… wait, you know he’s your superior?
– Yes, but I'm way too cool and mean to obey according to the script.
– It's not a big deal. So, otherwise, the President would like to know how the Decepticon hunt is progressing?
– It’s moving forward.
– He would like details.
- No.
– …no, seriously, make an effort. Come on, one more easy question: can you tell us where Optimus Prime is? The President would like to invite him, he's the leader of the Autobots after all.
– We won't tell you anything.
– Well, that's great, listen, thanks for this wonderful exchange, I'll let you continue to tell the President to fuck off knowing that he can blow you up at any moment. Besides, the fact that you're hiding a lot of stuff isn't at all suspicious. Have a good day, eh!
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You know what? Actually, we're going to leave the CIA alone and try our luck again to see if something more intelligent happens elsewhere. Hey, what if we went to the Arctic? The Arctic is good.