Difficulty with social interaction

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A syndrome that has mysteriously proliferated in the population in recent years, coinciding exactly with a plethora of new television series where the main character is a genius misunderstood by the rest of the world and partly asocial (it's crazy, the coincidence), it allows us to explain that we are not like the others, and that any failure is necessarily to be blamed on this symptom: it's not me, it's Asperger©. And that what's more, you are intelligent in a way that ordinary mortals cannot grasp. Let us remember that Asperger's syndrome actually affects a tiny part of the autism spectrum, itself affecting a tiny part of the population, but as soon as you turn on Twitter, you have so much Asperger's that the entire staff of INSEE should slit their throats at the mere idea of ​​the statistical absurdity hidden there. Asperger's buy bulk sms service syndrome© is also very easy to self-diagnose: are you shy or do you often think people are stupid? It's a "  ." Do you have a couple of passions? These are "  restricted interests ." Do you double-check that you've locked the car? These are OCD . Banco & kamoulox: you have Asperger's syndrome©.

So, yes, if you come across someone who has already seen real autistic people with Asperger's, it will quickly become clear that you are playing the imaginary sick person. But the good thing is that since few people have seen real ones since they are very rare, you are not likely to come across them too much. And otherwise, it's like dyslexia to justify that you write like shit: say that you have a "mild form", a "particular form" or else chloroform your interlocutor.

You will tell witnesses that he suffers from a "mild form of narcolepsy" before loading him into the trunk.

"Hmmm, another patient came in explaining that he had all the symptoms of the diagnosis he wanted after reading them on the internet. I wonder if that doesn't play a role, like, a tiny bit in finding him the diagnosis in question."
If you are between 24 and 77 years old – The Gifted Adult, or Zebra 

You're not particularly hyperactive and never have been? You think that calling yourself autistic when you're not will show? No problem: the "Zebras" are here for you. This mysterious name given by a psychologist and author of a best-selling book on the subject, has thus decided to describe these "funny zebras" who are gifted people. Even if the zebra remains an animal as dumb as a horse, and don't drag me into this territory or I'll talk about dolphins again, oh but. For those who have never read the book in question, which we won't advertise here, it's easy: read it, you'll discover you're gifted.