I know Murphy

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“Murphy, we both started off on the wrong foot… hee hee, wrong foot… 
– …
– No, but it's because you've had an ampu... oh, what the hell, Murphy.
- What did you do to me?
– Well, you were the victim of a bomb, you were all burned, you were missing an eye, an arm, a leg, 80% of your body was burned…
– I want to see myself!
– So: Simone, bring the big mirror out of the floor.
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Scientists reading this, if your lab doesn't have at least one mega-mirror in the floor, you're in a really stupid situation: it's obvious that any serious lab should have that. Still, Murphy finally sees himself in his big armor, and Norton then orders the dismantling of it to show what's left of him: and obviously, not much, since the more the armor goes, the more emptiness there is, until there's nothing left... only our hero's head, his lungs and his right hand (and even then, connected by an old metal sausage, there aren't even any job function email database arms left).

"Haaa! That's awful!" 
- What did you do?
– That is to say, you were in a bad state as I told you and…
– No, that's not it! Why did you work like clowns?
- Pardon ?
– Good heavens! My body was 80% burned and, as luck would have it, my face is flawless! 
– Um… did we do it again with our super technology?
– You know how to resurface my face, but not my arms or buttocks? You had the technology to heal me, but you only used it to make me look pretty? Plus, even the guy from Robocop 1 in the 80s looked more believable! You can see I'm just an actor in a suit and a hood!
– Um I… wait… I’m sure that…
– And the armor! Damn it, couldn't you just put exo-armor on me? And replace the missing limbs with cybernetics? It was cheaper and less traumatic!
– No, I'm sure that… that there was an excellent reason…
– Excellent reason that didn't work for my body but which made you still replace my kaput eye with precisely the technology in question?
- I…
– And my right hand, seriously? You bother cutting off the whole arm and you just keep the hand? What do you want me to do with it, huh, without the stuff that goes with it?
– Your other hand?
– Noooo, not exactly.