Is this planet habitable?

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A few tears, a tub of ice cream, and season 2 of Glee later, his deep sorrow is better. Dr. Mann explains that he never thought he'd see another face, hence his emotion. But already, he's being bombarded with questions. And Mann explains that yes, seriously, guys. Days are 67 hours long, it's as cold as the heart of a UMP executive, but beneath the surface lie warm, airy caverns where it would be possible to settle. As for FUCK, he took it apart because he lost it a bit while exploring. There you go.

But while our heroes are still at this stage of explanation, TARS relays a message that the Endurance has just received from Earth: Murphy's message!

"  Dear Dr. Brand, if you have this message, it means you are alive, unlike your daddy who industry email list just died. You must be very sad, but I want to know: did you know the truth about Plan A? What about my father? Did Professor Brand tell you the truth? That you abandoned us here to die of asphyxiation and that there is no hope for us? That only the incubators of Plan B will survive this apocalypse, and you, the astronauts? I am super angry! " 

And she cuts. Dr. Brand and Cooper are a little disoriented, even more so when Mann tells them the whole truth.

"  Well, yes, guys. I knew Professor Brand's equation was solved, but incomplete. Without data directly from a black hole, we can't do anything. So, humanity will never be able to call on the Breton movers and leave its home for a new one. At least, not according to Plan A. Your families are doomed. I knew that when I left. You were just lied to to motivate you to leave."
– Then again, if you had used robots like TARS, there was no need to bother with this whole rotten plan. Hey, you know what? It reminds me of Prometheus.
– Hey, ho, are you okay with the swear words?
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That's how little we know our heroes anyway. Because feeling betrayed, they decide not to give up. They have to explore a black hole to save the current inhabitants of Earth and not just future humans? They have a tiny chance of doing it! Which should work since the film already gave away the ending from the beginning, but the crazy organist on the soundtrack doesn't know that and goes all out on his keyboard. So the plan is this: Cooper and Mann will go exploring the planet's caves, just to get Mann away, whom they no longer trust, for plan A. Meanwhile, Dr. Noir will discreetly try to recover material from the ruins of FUCK that could be used to transform one of the Endurance's shuttles into a black hole exploration probe. Don't ask me why they need that when they already have TARS and CAGE on board, they need it, damn it. Dr. Brand will go to his own corner to play at writing his name in the snow with his urine using his stand-up pee-pee device. And there you have it, a well-oiled plan that should work.